Celebrating Authors:
I
shuttled onto the battleship Renaissance to conduct an interview with Captain Ishtarek. Captain, please tell me about your unique
heritage.
Ishtarek:
What? You haven’t met an ordinary spaceship captain
before?
Celebrating Authors:
I
met human captains, and sail my own ship on Earth, but I’m told your planet of
origin is called Grawshishkeckkk…Sorry, I can’t quite pronounce the name.
Ishtarek:
(He
grins, displaying sharp teeth, and his green scales gleam.) I was making a joke with you, Earthling. Your species is not expected to pronounce the
name of my planet correctly. (He makes
sounds that start with a growl, change to a hiss, and ends with KKK. He laughs at my startled expression.) Humans on the crew call me and my planet “Gronk.”
They usually say this behind my back,
unaware that my superior hearing detects the word, but it’s the closest sound
your limited vocal chords produce.
Celebrating Authors:
Gronk? Can you describe the planet my readers?
Ishtarek:
(He
nods and his neck crest quivers.) It is
the most beautiful planet in civilized space, filled with lush swamps, scented
bogs, quicksand, and gigantic trees that we use to escape from dangerous predators. Six moons orbit in a sky that shimmers in
various shades of gold, although swamp mist often obscures the lovely sight. (He gazes wistfully at the ceiling.) Sorry, I haven’t visited home in several
spans.
Celebrating Authors:
I
understand that Gronks are valuable members of the Institute’s military
division. How did you become a soldier?
Ishtarek:
From
my first day out of the shell, I was tagged for military training. As squirts we fight each other in a natural
battle to select the strongest and most clever candidates. The survivors move on to train in our
military academies. You notice that I’m
over eight feet tall.
Celebrating Authors:
Er,
yes, I wondered if the males in your race are so tall.
Ishtarek:
Females
breed a variety of sizes in each clutch, but my father’s bloodline is valued for
well-proportioned bulk and high intelligence.
Large members of my race seldom achieve sufficient test scores for
military training. They often fill positions
requiring manual labor.
Celebrating Authors:
When
you were chosen to command the Renaissance, did you understand the full scope of the mission?
Ishtarek:
You
refer to Fremont ’s
decision to destroy the planet? No, as
my superior he did not feel it necessary to reveal his plans until we orbited
Drako. I am not at liberty to discuss Institute
orders.
Celebrating Authors:
Didn’t
Fremont ’s orders
to destroy Drako seem excessive?
Ishtarek:
(His
eyes darkened and his neck crest quivered.)
Human members of the crew objected on humanitarian grounds. I allowed them to stand down, but I was unable
to disobey orders.
Celebrating Authors:
Gronks
cannot ignore an order?
Ishtarek:
(His
green scales darken.) We are incapable
of insubordination. We follow orders to
the letter regardless of its potential destruction.
Celebrating Authors:
No
wonder Fremont
requested you to serve as captain of the Renaissance. He knew a human crew might
not follow his orders.
Ishtarek:
Humans
are a difficult race to fathom. Now the
dragons of Drako are charming creatures that appeal to my species. Have you seen the variety of colors they
display in their wings?
Celebrating Authors:
I
scheduled a dragon ride with Shariel tomorrow.
It should be an exhilarating experience.
Do you have dragons on Gronk?
Ishtarek:
There
are draconic creatures on my planet, but their foul temperament does not
encourage direct contact. An unwary
person might lose a limb or get its tail bitten off before escaping their
ire. (His tail swishes to emphasize the
comment.)
Celebrating Authors:
Have
you met the telepathic wolves on Drako?
Ishtarek:
Yes,
their leader, Kriegen, was a congenial host in a hunt with his pack. We hunted a large stag, and I relished the
taste of freshly blooded kill—a delightful experience.
Celebrating Authors:
Are
you telepathic?
Ishtarek:
My
species does not possess that talent, yet.
However, I understand humans developed the skill after many Transfers. Reports of improved skills after Transfer
give us hope.
Celebrating Authors:
How
did you communicate during your hunt?
Ishtarek:
The
daughter of Donovan, Tessa, acted as guide and interpreter. She is beautiful—for a human—when she runs
with the pack. Perhaps I’ll return to
Drako in a few spans and hold a telepathic conversation with the wolves, but
I’d rather speak with the dragons. Shariel
claims that the color inside a dragon’s mind is vibrant.
Celebrating Authors:
Can’t
Shariel use her “mind control” ability to let you speak directly to the
dragons?
Ishtarek:
(His
neck crest flairs and his eyes narrow.)
A military leader never condones mind control regardless of the benign
purpose. Excuse me, but you must
disembark before 1300 hours—unless you wish to take a long voyage into space.
Celebrating Authors:
Sure,
I’ll leave right away. Thanks for the
interview and I hope you make it back to Gronk before long.
Ishtarek:
(He
flattens his neck ridge and extends his claw for a brief handshake.) It was a pleasure to meet an Earthling. You conducted yourself with sufficient
decorum for an inferior species.
Celebrating Authors:
It
was nice to speak with you, too. Happy
sailing, captain.
Where to meet Ishtarek:
Where to connect with his creator, Diane
Rapp:
Twitter name: @DianeRapp


Thank you Carolyn for allowing an alien to be interviewed on your website. Captain Ishtarek enjoyed meeting another Earthling.
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